恶搞-克雷斯波成为电影主角了:)

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在一个英文网站上发现的，挺有意思。只是内容涉及到的不是电影就是音乐，理解起来有点困难，希望各路英文强人、影音爱好者能八仙过海，各显神通

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Fairer than thee "Jose wanted him killed," says Simon Coker, "but Hernan's hiding on the bench." Take this gallery entry, and put it in the top drawer.

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Revolver "Hernan Crespo had fallen out with Jose Mourinho, but due to his magnificent movement off the ball joined the Beatles instead," says the brilliant Rob Snook.

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Never ever "Damien, Shaun and Carlo knew how it felt for Hernan to be a bit part player at Chelsea," says Neil Kavanagh, the Gallery's answer to Nigel Martyn-Smith.

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Namesakes "Like the foodstuff that shares his name, Hernan is oily and left on the shelf," giggles Monkus Fishwife. "You can find this product next to the Campbell's Soup and the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer masks."

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Where everybody knows your name "This isn't based on a clever pun or an obscure reference," warns Nouruddean Choudry, "but rather a terrible nightmare I had after eating too much cheese and watching too much Paramount Channel."

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Cinema Wengerdiso "With a bit of spare time on his hands because of the international break, Arsene decides to rewatch a few of his favourite old films," chortles Colin Ribbonearth. "It's a comedy, but he's not laughing."

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You're in my seat "After plenty of practice in the seat warming business, Crespo decides he wants to make a career of it," captions Dave Ellis.

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Hernan Munster "It's Alive! Alive!!" screams Matthew Coaker. "Although the special one, Jose, seems to disagree..."

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Crespo - Part II "Its good to hear your voice Hernan, its been a long time. Look Hernan, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me." "They drew first blood, not me." Thomas Thompson spends an afternoon on imdb...

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Sing-along-a-Crespo "Crespo and co. go out of their way to disprove the rumours they were singing anti-gay songs against England," explains Dave Zaretti. "And yes, you are correct, no Photoshopping has been done on Maradona....."

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St. Trafford's
"I'm not quite sure where I was going with this one - I think it was something to do with him having girlie hair," says Chris C. "The scary thing is that Damien Duff fits in so well as a St. Trinian's extra." He's made it into a dress a few times today, Chris, and looks strangely comfortable every time.

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Crespo the Destroyer
"Will Crespo defeat all or will he destroy the championship winning side?" asks Matt Loren. "Will he make the manager love him? Will he return to exile as fast as he came back?"

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WestEnders
"Life certainly is a soap at Chelsea these days: Sonia puckers up for Martin after revealing she doesn't mind not always being part of his plans. Gus is left wondering what his position is and Robbie gurns his obvious dissatisfaction at being left out again."Gary Burns soaps up for your enjoyment.

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The mootiful game
"Speculation of a move to pastures new are denied by Crespo's agent," says Rick Howell, chewing the cud in left field. "But rumours that he has been sighted on the outskirts of Milan set tongues wagging."

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Hernan Gummidge
"Keeping Chelski's bench crow-free for lots-of-rubles a year," reckons Joe Lenehan.

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Hernan's Hermits
Ricey's getting all musical...
#Woke up this morning feeling shite /
Looked at the pay cheque, felt all right /
We've been swinging the lead /
Just because we could... /
Something tells me /
We're into something good#

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Blue Velvet
"A meticulous vouyeur, an exotic beauty trapped in the dugout, and a shady underworld figure looking on from the stands; their romace was destined toend in tragedy." Garrett Allen rescues some dreadful Photoshopping with a decent concept.

[ 本帖最后由 ysy_547 于 2008-8-2 17:41 编辑 ]

ysy_547

我好歹也算个电影迷，但上面的几乎都没看过，音乐更是什么都不知道

ysy_547

第二个的大致意思还是很好理解了，就是波虽然在鸟叔那里失意了，但披头士看中了他非凡的无球跑位能力而邀入队，呵呵。查了下Rob Snook，没有和音乐界有关的，可能是杜撰的

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7楼的来自Cinema Paradiso 天堂电影院无疑，台词人物不记得liao

horespo

光看这些海报就已经很有意思了
哈哈哈
老外们还是很有恶搞情结滴
辛苦版主

ysy_547

这段时间看新闻和讨论看得很怒，真想替他吼一声：老子就不走，咋的？？
郁闷之余取点乐

Kyo_Crespo

很强

小豆丁梅西

楼主真是个强人!!