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76#
发表于 2004-5-21 19:21:00 | 显示全部楼层
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77#
发表于 2004-5-21 22:21:00 | 显示全部楼层
睡美人
http://www.ymsh.tp.edu.tw/high/english/class203.htm
灰姑娘(中文)
http://140.128.205.3/classpage/90604/9064mov22.htm
http://www.xici.net/main.asp?doc=21609781
翻译
http://www.qqst.com/tuijian/yhhy.htm


The Sleeping Beauty
(revised version)



Scene 1



Characters: king, queen, God, four soldiers, two maids, two angels

Aside: Once upon a time, there lived a king and a queen who were kind and good. They had longed for a child for many years. One day… (* God suddenly appears in front of them.)  

King: (* shocked) Who are you?

God: Don’t ask my name! I mean it! Don’t ask my name! I’m omniscient and omnipotent – I am God, the creator of all the creations.

All: Oh . . . my God! (* Everyone, with their knees bended, worships Him.)

God: I have heard of your kind and generous deeds, so I decide to give you a present in return. (* The angels bring a gift – VIAGAR – and fall down from the sky.) And this miraculous medicine may help your dream come true. (* These two angels disappear immediately.)

Aside: The magic present really worked. A few days later, the queen’s tummy became bigger and bigger and … (* BOOM) [* Suddenly, there is a baby crying.]

Maids: (* excited) It’s a girl! It’s a girl!

King: (* full of happiness) Oh, my little princess. Look at her face. How lovely she is. Soldiers: Your Majesty, the princess’ birth has made the whole kingdom rejoiced.   

Many civilians appeal to you to allow them to give the adorable baby gifts.

May I let them come in?

King: Sure. I’ll also throw a celebrating ball. Send seven invitation cards for the seven kind and honorable fairies.



Scene2


Characters : king, queen, four soldiers, two maids, seven fairies, witch

Soldiers: The 7 fairies. . . .

The seven fairies: Your Majesty, each of us will give a blessing to the princess. (* The King nods.)

The first fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of beauty.

The second fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of wisdom.

The third fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of grace.

The fourth fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of dancing like the wind.

The fifth fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of the beautiful voice.

The sixth fairy: Little princess, I give you the gift of singing talent.

The seventh fairy: Little princess… (* Suddenly there is a flash of terrifying lighting. The devil witch, Maleficent, comes out.)

Witch: Well, well, well. I feel quite distressed at not being invited. Oh dear! What an embarrassing situation. I just drop by and give the baby an unexpected “gift.”

Queen: Do you feel offended, your Greatness?

Witch: Why? No. Never mind. I, too, want to bestow a gift on the child. Listen carefully, all of you! For my dear little princess, before she is turning to the 17 years old, a thorn of a rose will stick her finger. Then, she’ll DIE!

King: Seize that creature!!

Witch: Stand back, you Fool!! (* She fights back and vanishes as soon as possible.)

Queen: Oh! Jesus! My poor baby…

The seven fairies: Don’t look so upset. Maybe she can help.

The seventh fairy: Me? I’m not so sure, but….  I can simply decrease the power of the evil spell. She will not die, but will fall into a deep sleep, from which only true-love kiss is able to awaken her.

The seven fairies (* They step forward the king and queen ): We are sorry to tell you that the evil power is so strong that we cannot conquer it. However, there is a forest, we know, with no roses. It will be the best place to hide the princess.

Queen (* She holds her baby tightly): Oh. . . No. . . . She’s my baby! No one is allowed to take her away.

King: It seems that we have no other choices. Just take it away right now.

Queen: No. . . no. . . no. . . .



Scene 3


Characters: princess, prince, seven fairies, deer, witch

Aside: Many years of sadness and loneliness had passed by and her 17-year-old

birthday was coming. (* In the forest, the princess was hunting for a deer.)

Princess: You, the cunning deer! This time I won’t let you go easily. Freeze! (* She misses but shoots a man.) Oops! I failed again.

Prince: Ouch! I am shot. I am shot. It’s blood.

Princess: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!  

Princess: Boy, Are you all right? It’s not a big deal, I guess. (* I assist him to stand up.)

Prince: Ouch. (* He keeps on moaning loudly.)

Princess: Sh-h-h. . . . I can’t let my mothers know I bring you back.

The sixth fairy: My goodness! Look at you! How dirty you are!

Princess: Well, I think I am . . . “O.K!”

The fifth fairy: Jesus! Dare you bring a man back home? Who is he?

Princess: He’s just an unlucky man who was shot by me.

The fourth fairy: You shoot him? Are you crazy?

Princess: I really don’t mean it. It’s just an incident. You know the deer….

The third fairy: That’s enough! From now on, you are not allowed to go out of this house. Besides, you should learn how to be a lady. Go to take a shower RIGHT NOW!

Princess: But the man is still lying here . . . . (* She disappointedly moves to the bathroom.)

The second fairy: Don’t worry! We’ll look after him.

The first fairy: How can we save this guy?

The fifth fairy: Let’s use our magic together.

The seven fairies: O.K. Go ahead!

Witch: (* She stands outside the window.) Ah-Ha! Got you! 17 years have passed and I still have no trace of the princess. I must find out her quickly and start to launch  my plan.



Scene4


Characters: princess (Aurora), prince, seven fairies, deer, witch

Princess: Being a lady? Why should I …(*She is singing: Who is the girl I see in the mirror? Who is the beauty in the mirror? I am the beauty reflected in the mirror. But who am I?) Oh, you scare me. Are you conscious of your rudeness? It’s impolite to go into a lady’s room without permission.

Prince: I’m sorry. I am attracted by your wonderful voice. I don’t mean to offend you.

Princess: Forget it.

Prince: Why do you look so melancholic? Are you sick or something?

Princess: Why is that there are so many social rules, especially regulated for ladies? They are always expected to obey these troublesome regulations. For example, why should I wear such a pair of uncomfortable high-heeled shoes? Why should I….

Prince: (* He is singing.) The song is as follows: Never mind whatever others tell us. What we believe is true. Or just believe yourself. My lady, I’ll do my best to protect you and keep you from harm. Trust me. I am your “dream boat.” Just count on me. {* The princess wants to kiss him, but the prince stands up and goes away.}I have to go. My father must wait for me. See you tomorrow!

Princess: How embarrassing! Why do I long for his kiss? What’s the matter with me?

The seventh fairy: Don’t be shy. You just fall in love.

The fifth fairy: Yeah! You are in a true love, I see.

The second fairy: But her father wants her to marry a prince?

Princess: My father? I think that I am an orphan.

The first fairy: I’m sorry that we have lied to you for 17 years.

Princess: You have been telling me a lie for 17 years! How can I trust you?

The third fairy: We’ll tell you the truth at the appropriate time. (* The seven fairies leave.)

Witch: Aurora. . . Aurora. . . .   

Princess: What’s that? Who’s calling me?

Witch: It’s me. (* She comes up from the back of the mirror.) My love, I am your “double self,” the one who lives deep in your soul. Don’t you think my smile is attractive?

Princess: To be honest, you look like a freak. Ha! Ha!

Witch: What? Forget it. Look! This is a magic rose which can make you happy and beautiful forever. Take it. It’s just for you.

Princess: It’s so beautiful. Ouch. . . .

Witch: Ha… Ha… Ha… Ha (* She disappears suddenly into the air.)

The first fairy: Jesus, How can it happen to her! Incredible!

The seven fairies: Only the prince once shot by her can save her life. Let’s go and find out her.



Scene5


Characters: princess, prince, seven fairies, deer, witch

(* The prince is seized by the witch.)

The first fairy: Release the prince. (* These fairies are ready to fight.)

Witch: No way! I am not afraid of you. (* They are fighting.)

Aside: While they were fighting, the deer rushed to rescue the prince.

Prince: Thanks a million. (* He gives the deer a hug and then searches for the witch.) Devil witch! You must pay for your evil deeds. (* He sticks his sword into the witch’s heart.) Victory! Victory!

Witch: Incredible! (* She is bleeding and almost dying.)

The fifth fairy: Let’s go and save Aurora.

Prince: (* He kisses her passionately.) Aurora, I love you forever. Wake up, I’ll take care of you in my lifetime. Please. . . please. . . .



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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-5-30 15:56:49编辑过]

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78#
发表于 2004-5-22 20:00:00 | 显示全部楼层

紫百合



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79#
发表于 2004-6-12 16:28:00 | 显示全部楼层
GG真会体谅人啊,都是猪脚非要偶做虾米秘书的。。。楼上的我投过你的票呢,怎么感激偶
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80#
发表于 2004-6-12 16:37:00 | 显示全部楼层
干吗??亲爱的,你来了,晃如隔世了
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81#
发表于 2004-6-12 16:50:00 | 显示全部楼层
我已经看到你了。。怎么你说你还活着呢
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82#
发表于 2004-6-12 19:32:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用幻梦冰翔在2004-6-12 17:18:00的发言:
[quote]以下是引用小貂在2004-6-12 16:28:00的发言:
GG真会体谅人啊,都是猪脚非要偶做虾米秘书的。。。楼上的我投过你的票呢,怎么感激偶
说地我一头雾水~~
恩,能否解释一下来龙去脉?
[/quote]


--  作者:幻梦冰翔
--  发布时间:2004-6-12 16:18:00
小貂斑竹忙,就算了~~

你怎么说偶忙呢,呵呵,我还以为你说我给主教做秘书的事呢,他不是弄个奥斯卡颁奖盛典吗,你不是有提名吗,偶给投过票而已拉。。
[][]
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83#
发表于 2004-6-12 21:04:00 | 显示全部楼层
也不给钱的傻事这也是第一次干,以后再不做了。呵呵
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84#
发表于 2004-6-13 23:43:00 | 显示全部楼层
当然了,02年为了看世界杯时就捐了呢
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85#
发表于 2004-6-14 00:23:00 | 显示全部楼层
就是啊,时差真是太闹心了,每场都是半夜:(
不知道今天我能不能看上法国对鹦哥蓝的那个呢,看电视不太方便,
网上的视频又总卡壳,郁闷
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86#
发表于 2004-6-14 01:12:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用幻梦冰翔在2004-6-14 1:10:00的发言:
潜水看贴而已~~
青影竹桐,这个女人可厉害呢~~


没注意她,那里的版面太多了
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87#
发表于 2004-6-16 19:30:00 | 显示全部楼层
可不是,我这里很热。旱那,也不下雨~~
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88#
发表于 2004-6-16 20:00:00 | 显示全部楼层
管教??还是叫狐狸管教你的好。呵呵。。
还好过两天考试就可以小回一次家了,没有看比赛的日子真是难受。。先旱着吧。过两天再下雨:)
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89#
发表于 2004-6-21 00:55:00 | 显示全部楼层
真的吗~~吼吼,恭喜啊。现在可以放心的看球了吧
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90#
发表于 2004-6-24 11:30:00 | 显示全部楼层
难道地主这几天找不到回家的路了吗
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91#
发表于 2004-6-24 12:36:00 | 显示全部楼层
是够受的了
偶还在想7月5日决赛,7月6日考试怎么办呢,学校真会挑时间!气人。
看决赛是那两支队伍了,好的话大不了不睡了
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92#
发表于 2004-6-30 13:42:00 | 显示全部楼层
楼上的不去MM版那看四月MM,跑这来问偶们红蝶大人的私事来。虾米意图~~
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93#
发表于 2004-6-30 14:07:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用Caniforever在2004-6-30 14:00:00的发言:
我单身....


咳咳~~这里不是婚姻介绍所,不解决大龄男女的单身问题[]
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94#
发表于 2004-7-2 14:08:00 | 显示全部楼层
好难过啊。
睡了几次都没有睡着。
倒在萨队的地里都不想出去了。。。
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95#
发表于 2004-7-3 14:23:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用幻梦冰翔在2004-7-3 11:25:00的发言:
再引一个话题出来~~~
似乎没什么生命力了~~~



|||||||| —  —    这里又不是聊天室,还要话题
             —                                 []

要考试了,确实偶没有生命力了|||||||||||||
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96#
发表于 2004-7-3 18:16:00 | 显示全部楼层
说其盖楼,我可没大叔那样的远见,也没蜻蜓那样的水工,呵呵。 只是给大家一个自由的没有话题的帖子嘛。 只传了几个,我先放在这里,都弄完再贴出来
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-7-31 2:58:47编辑过]
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97#
发表于 2004-7-14 14:25:00 | 显示全部楼层
一步步来吧,大家一起群里聊会,等偶心情好点在弄。。不能想太多,要不偶会烦死的
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98#
发表于 2004-7-14 21:37:00 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵,上当了吧,以前其实是有的。
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99#
发表于 2004-7-14 21:38:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用小不在2004-7-14 21:15:00的发言:
昏死

阿紫就是貂貂?


衣服太多,穿的乱了。害的小不没看见我[]
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100#
发表于 2004-7-15 20:32:00 | 显示全部楼层
上哪门子当,吃的不好吗,没美女作陪吗。瞎叫什么
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