调侃篇 —— 巴萨20大酱油男之顺口溜

Alex2011

转自狗孩。 挺搞笑的，啥也不说了，直看图片吧 对于平托、普约尔、阿尔维斯，有网友建议修改如下, ------------------------------------------- 2. 青年文艺家，口哨乱真假 点评：话说守门偶尔抽风是有的，但说守门像炸弹总感觉有点过，并且最突出的特点/亮点没有体现出来。所以我把下句改为“口哨乱真假”，为了押韵，不得已把上句改了，其实LZ的上句还是更显才一些。 3. 老牛吃嫩草，没病就发飙 点评：说“伤病没个好”也不是不行，但其实普队也就近来因为年龄大伤病自然上身，“伤病没个好”放在曾经的内斯塔身上似乎更恰当。况且咱们还期望普队下赛季在重要比赛中发飙呢，所以建议改改。 7. 右路来回跑，传射常高炮 点评：A2不光是射门容易放高炮，传球比起卡福来也够让人蛋疼的。但好歹人家也有不少的经典传射作品，所以看我改过的下半句是不是更好。 ---------------------------------- 俺有些看法，对阿尔维斯的描述，可改为“右路来回跑，传中多没好”； 对巴神，可改为“当年黄油手，如今神捕头”更琅琅上口些； 对平托，可改为“文艺青年范，口哨乱裁判”这多好啦； 对普约尔的，原句和改动句，都不满意，谁有更好的主意？ 话说，蒂亚戈脖子很长呀，有神马可以形容呢？ 桑切斯的第一句，不太懂，神马意思呢？

Alex2011

作为梅西球迷，看来这个原作者对阿比达尔、普约尔的描述，超出调侃范围了。

俺对普约尔的描述，大改为“天生酷毙脸，c罗不敢见”，如何？嘿嘿

对阿比达尔的描述，俺大改为“铁骨铮铮汉，重创非怠慢”，如何？

Alex2011

Amazing Freestyle Soccer Tricks 2011 巴黎蒙马特高地超牛街头足球哥

Alex2011

People envy my cash and looks - Ronaldo

MADRID (Reuters) -- Opposing fans give Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo a hostile reception because he is "rich, handsome and a great player," the Portuguese said after Wednesday's 1-0 Champions League win at Dinamo Zagreb.
Ronaldo, the world's most expensive signing, was roundly booed and whistled during the Group D opener in Croatia and was also the target of some robust challenges, one of which drew blood on his right ankle and required several stitches.
The 26-year-old was unhappy with referee Svein Oddvar Moen and said top players were not getting enough protection.
"We are very happy with three points we took, but I'm not so satisfied with the refereeing," he told reporters.
"I hope we never have this referee again. People talk of fair-play, of protecting good players, but I never get any of that. I don't understand a thing.
"I'm sad because I hear referees saying they will protect skilful players, but while some are untouchable it seems I can be mauled."
Ronaldo was asked about the behaviour of the Dinamo fans, who gave him the kind of unfriendly reception he endures week in week out in La Liga and chanted the name of his Barcelona rival and World Player of the Year Lionel Messi.
"I think that because I am rich, handsome and a great player people are envious of me," he said. "I don't have any other explanation."
Argentine winger Angel Di Maria scored for Jose Mourinho's side in the 53rd minute as Real began their quest for a 10th title in Europe's elite club competition.
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