Fairer than thee
"Jose wanted him killed," says Simon Coker, "but Hernan's hiding on the bench." Take this gallery entry, and put it in the top drawer.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:20
Revolver
"Hernan Crespo had fallen out with Jose Mourinho, but due to his magnificent movement off the ball joined the Beatles instead," says the brilliant Rob Snook.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:21
Never ever
"Damien, Shaun and Carlo knew how it felt for Hernan to be a bit part player at Chelsea," says Neil Kavanagh, the Gallery's answer to Nigel Martyn-Smith.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:25
Namesakes
"Like the foodstuff that shares his name, Hernan is oily and left on the shelf," giggles Monkus Fishwife. "You can find this product next to the Campbell's Soup and the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer masks."
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:27
Where everybody knows your name
"This isn't based on a clever pun or an obscure reference," warns Nouruddean Choudry, "but rather a terrible nightmare I had after eating too much cheese and watching too much Paramount Channel."
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:29
Cinema Wengerdiso
"With a bit of spare time on his hands because of the international break, Arsene decides to rewatch a few of his favourite old films," chortles Colin Ribbonearth. "It's a comedy, but he's not laughing."
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:30
You're in my seat
"After plenty of practice in the seat warming business, Crespo decides he wants to make a career of it," captions Dave Ellis.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:31
Crespo - Part II
"Its good to hear your voice Hernan, its been a long time. Look Hernan, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me."
"They drew first blood, not me."
Thomas Thompson spends an afternoon on imdb...
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:33
Sing-along-a-Crespo
"Crespo and co. go out of their way to disprove the rumours they were singing anti-gay songs against England," explains Dave Zaretti. "And yes, you are correct, no Photoshopping has been done on Maradona....."
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:34
St. Trafford's "I'm not quite sure where I was going with this one - I think it was something to do with him having girlie hair," says Chris C. "The scary thing is that Damien Duff fits in so well as a St. Trinian's extra." He's made it into a dress a few times today, Chris, and looks strangely comfortable every time.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:35
Crespo the Destroyer "Will Crespo defeat all or will he destroy the championship winning side?" asks Matt Loren. "Will he make the manager love him? Will he return to exile as fast as he came back?"
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:36
WestEnders "Life certainly is a soap at Chelsea these days: Sonia puckers up for Martin after revealing she doesn't mind not always being part of his plans. Gus is left wondering what his position is and Robbie gurns his obvious dissatisfaction at being left out again."Gary Burns soaps up for your enjoyment.
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:37
The mootiful game "Speculation of a move to pastures new are denied by Crespo's agent," says Rick Howell, chewing the cud in left field. "But rumours that he has been sighted on the outskirts of Milan set tongues wagging."
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:40
Hernan's Hermits Ricey's getting all musical...
#Woke up this morning feeling shite /
Looked at the pay cheque, felt all right /
We've been swinging the lead /
Just because we could... /
Something tells me /
We're into something good#
作者: ysy_547 时间: 2008-8-2 15:42
Blue Velvet "A meticulous vouyeur, an exotic beauty trapped in the dugout, and a shady underworld figure looking on from the stands; their romace was destined toend in tragedy." Garrett Allen rescues some dreadful Photoshopping with a decent concept.
